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THE EWAN HOOPER AUDITORIUM



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THE EWAN HOOPER AUDITORIUM


12:30pm and 3:30pm:
THE EWAN HOOPER AUDITORIUM

to Sunday 26th October:
THE EWAN HOOPER AUDITORIUM
London revival of the
rock opera musical


THE EWAN HOOPER AUDITORIUM


to Sunday 11th January 2026:
THE EWAN HOOPER AUDITORIUM
Greenwich Theatre
pantomime team and
Writer/Star Anthony Spargo
Welcome to Greenwich Theatre
Parlour Song
SAT 2ND TO SAT 24TH MAY
A blackly hilarious exploration of deceit, paranoia and desire, as the spirit of the Blues lands in leafy suburbia. The show now receives its first major London revival at Greenwich Theatre following our acclaimed production of Jez Butterworth’s The River, in a new version revised by the playwright, in 2024.
Science Museum Live: The Stage Show
THURSDAY 29TH MAY
Join London’s world-renowned Science Museum as they bring you this brand-new stage production aimed at igniting your curiosity, fuelling your imagination, and inspiring you in new and exciting ways. This unmissable family production is sure to capture the imagination of young and old alike.
The Dinosaur That Pooped a Rock Show
SATURDAY 14TH JUNE
Tom Fletcher and Dougie Poynter’s The Dinosaur that Pooped is coming to Greenwich Theatre! When Danny and Dino’s favourite rock band are playing their last ever concert, they go on a quest to get the last two tickets. But with a villainous band manager lurking, nothing goes to plan. Will the band perform? Will Danny rock out? Or will Dino’s rumbling tummy save the day?
Overshare
TUES 6TH TO SUN 25TH MAY
Using live streaming and real-time audience messaging to explore the hilarious and heartbreaking realities of mental health & trauma in the age of social media. Together we’ll scroll through reels to find what’s ‘real’, and maybe stumble across the answer to the ultimate question: do we consume social media or does it consume us?
An intimate evening with Paul Young
FRIDAY 30TH MAY
Paul Young looks back during this intimate show, which combines conversation and acoustic versions of songs. The show includes opportunities for fans with VIP tickets to meet Paul and ask questions, as he shares stories and behind-the-scenes details about his music and his incredible career.
Murder Ballad
TUESDAY 30TH SEPTEMBER – SUNDAY 26TH OCTOBER
Greenwich Theatre presents a new London revival of the rock opera musical Murder Ballad, our first in-house musical in two decades. Dates: Tuesday 30th September – Sunday 26th October 2025. Last seen in London in 2016, Murder Ballad comes to Greenwich with its rock opera vibes, telling the passionate and gritty story of a love triangle gone wrong.
Animaniacs in Concert
SUNDAY 25TH MAY
It’s time for Animaniacs… IN CONCERT! Join the voices of Animaniacs – the iconic animated Warner Bros series (produced by Steven Spielberg) – for a “zany, animany and totally insaney” evening as they perform the world-famous songs from the beloved cartoon series backed by the original projected animation.
Lee Mead: The Best of Me
WEDNESDAY 4TH JUNE
This production features Lee’s outstanding live band and stunning musical arrangements. Selected songs from his musical influences and celebrate a career lasting over twenty years. Join Lee for an evening of unforgettable music from the world of Musical Theatre, contemporary hits and his brand new EP. A voice not to be missed!
John Lydon: I could be wrong. I could be right
SUNDAY 2ND NOVEMBER
He’s a legend and an icon, a revolutionary and an immortal. John Lydon – aka Johnny Rotten – changed the face of music and sparked a cultural revolution. The frontman and lyricist of the Sex Pistols and Public Image Ltd (PiL) caused a political earthquake and transformed music for good. He will be sharing his thoughts with audiences. He Could Be Wrong. He Could Be Right.
What they say about us…
Always worth a look
NIce theatre with a varied programme. From Excellent value pantomime tickets for the family to more edgy productions like the recent Lord of the Flies. Very close to local amenities, bars and such like, plus parking around corner. Nice bar which gets busy at interval.
Can’t wait to come back!
Went for the first time despite living in Greenwich for 4 years. Bar and cafe area is really nice and prices very reasonable. The theatre itself is bigger than I expected, and our seats were excellent. A really nice aesthetic inside reminiscent of the older West End theatres.
The show we saw – The Trials of Oscar Wilde – was wonderful. Great script, high quality acting. Can’t wait to come back to see something else.
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Great theatre, phenomenal show, Pavilion
Went to see the welsh play, Pavilion, by Rose Bruford final year Acting students. Phenomenal is the only word to describe the performances. The theatre was intimate and allowed you to immerse fully into the characters of this sad welsh town. What a wonderful show.